Cats and Dogs

So, I told Ashlyn that really old joke about raining cats and dogs. You know... the one that goes, "What do you have to watch out for when it is raining cats and dogs?" Ashlyn had no idea what the answer might be, so I answered up, "Stepping in poodles!"

She thought about it for a second and said, "Not poodles! You have to watch out for chihuahuas! They're much meaner!"

Cheetos

After Emily and Ashlyn finished playing some buried treasure game on the computer, Ashlyn had this to say:

"You are gonna tell your dear friends at work that you were eaten by a Cheeto, and they are gonna say 'AHHHH! IT'S THE SPIRIT OF EMILY, and run out of the building!'"